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Fu Fortunes

Each month, a feng shui reading arrives in your mailbox — written by hand, sealed in vermilion like a Tang-dynasty travel document. Inside: the flying stars for the month, an almanac of auspicious days, a hand-drawn 符 talisman sourced from temple practitioners, a line of the Dao De Jing, and a rotating keepsake. Twelve seals make a year. It's for people who want feng shui as a practice they can hold, not a Pinterest board.